Monday, June 07, 2004
Oh, sun poisoning here I come.
Lately I have had ants in my pants. Why? Because I am SICK of WORK and I am going on a CRUISE. That's right, ladies and gents, this pasty skinned girl is going to the Caribbean for a week. Things I have done to prepare:
Promised to design a logo (done) to put on T-shirts for the family to wear (0 down, 40 left to go. so no, it is not done).
Bought ass cream to make my legs smooth and supple. My roommate loves the way my ass cream smells. So next time you are around me you can pretend to be a dog and sniff my butt, it will be verrry nice. My sister's boyfriend's step dad once tried that. But that was before ass cream.
Started SB diet to make the rest of my body supple (the ass cream is way to expensive to use on my whole body unfortunately).
I have spent ridiculous amounts of money on summery clothing. I have not bought a bathing suit yet though, I am waiting to get every last drop of ass cream into effect before I go into the fitting room for that.
I have started resenting work because I know that I will be on a freakin CRUISE in two months. I want it now. I do not want to sit in my windowless office. I want to be outside, so lathered up with sunscreen that I could stand on the sun and not get burnt. Because that is one of the negative things I expect to have to deal with after the cruise: a nice blistering peeling case of sun poisoning. I get sun poisening if I drive my car for more than 45 minutes. In New England. So Jamaica should be fun. Ever hear skin sizzle like bacon? I will make sure I record it for you.
I also expect to have a massive hangover, massive memory loss, and massive credit card debt.
Look at me, I am dreaming of being away from work for a vacation, but here I am staying late to write about how I want to leave......lata dorks!
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Promised to design a logo (done) to put on T-shirts for the family to wear (0 down, 40 left to go. so no, it is not done).
Bought ass cream to make my legs smooth and supple. My roommate loves the way my ass cream smells. So next time you are around me you can pretend to be a dog and sniff my butt, it will be verrry nice. My sister's boyfriend's step dad once tried that. But that was before ass cream.
Started SB diet to make the rest of my body supple (the ass cream is way to expensive to use on my whole body unfortunately).
I have spent ridiculous amounts of money on summery clothing. I have not bought a bathing suit yet though, I am waiting to get every last drop of ass cream into effect before I go into the fitting room for that.
I have started resenting work because I know that I will be on a freakin CRUISE in two months. I want it now. I do not want to sit in my windowless office. I want to be outside, so lathered up with sunscreen that I could stand on the sun and not get burnt. Because that is one of the negative things I expect to have to deal with after the cruise: a nice blistering peeling case of sun poisoning. I get sun poisening if I drive my car for more than 45 minutes. In New England. So Jamaica should be fun. Ever hear skin sizzle like bacon? I will make sure I record it for you.
I also expect to have a massive hangover, massive memory loss, and massive credit card debt.
Look at me, I am dreaming of being away from work for a vacation, but here I am staying late to write about how I want to leave......lata dorks!
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