Red Like A Bordello

The last 3 guys I have dated have been nightmares. I know, boo hoo, poor me. Really though, watch me move back through the countdown.
most recent guy:
SLACKER: Lots and lots of fun, and really cute, but just got fired from his job for not being able to show up on time. I mean, for not being able to show up at all, or even call to say he was not going in. Did the same thing to me two times before I cut it off.
Guy before that:
ASSHOLE: Was successful in his career and made really good money but flaunted it, told me how he carried everyone in his office and pantomined helping them by giving them files about clients, rolling his eyes and saying "fine, take it, I don't care, I have enough to do." I stopped talking to him when even after I told him he could not stay over because I had to, um, make my lunch he still tried taking my clothes off....even as I was pushing him out of the door. He grabbed my hand, put it on his package, and said, "But don't you want me?" No, I can honestly say I don't.
Guy before that:
NOT THE BRIGHTEST BULB: Really nice guy, but let people walk all over him, and was talking to a friend of mine and said, "I am smart, I listen to talk radio. And I keep up with, um, what do you call them...uh......current events, I keep up with current events."

Nuff said.

# posted by Kate @ 6/08/2004 03:12:00 PM